Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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