Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
