dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I want her autograph on my taint
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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