already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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