I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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