So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I forget how to act sober
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