Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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