If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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