I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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