You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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