My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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