okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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