It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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