I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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