So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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