I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
love makes seman taste better
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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