I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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