Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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