i just google imaged poop.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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