The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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