i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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