Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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