Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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