that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
