Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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