no. you can't hotbox the world.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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