holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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