I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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