Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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