So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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