is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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