Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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