Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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