We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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