Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I bet he comes in French.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
