found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
