using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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