Porn is love you can see.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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