So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Send help, water and tortillas.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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