Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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