your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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