Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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