I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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