eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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