That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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