Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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