i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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