when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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