it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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