no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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