u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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