If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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