Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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