I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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