Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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