I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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