if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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