dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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